me *walking through airport security*: act natural you're not a criminal
buysexual: six years ago today britney spears shaved her head for your sins
satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my mom is...
50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out.
authorofyourfate: “Reblog if you care about rape victims” What it really says is “Give me notes or I’m indirectly implying that you don’t have basic human values”
Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed. You will never be lovelier...– Homer, The Iliad (via 13neighbors)